If someone would have told me 18 months ago that I'd be on my own, managing to have a life, paying my bills and all round generally happy life I'd of told them to shut the front door and that they were utterly barking. But here we are. I'm on my own and I'm happy.... Continue Reading →
A little Jigsaw
Imagine a little jigsaw All in pieces Jumbled in a box Being put together By people who don't see the picture Fitting the pieces where they wanted Not where they belonged Always missing a piece The people who put it together Also tore it apart Throwing the pieces around Back into the box Jumbling... Continue Reading →
My Bumble to Tinder
WHY are you single? Why ARE you single? Why are YOU single? Why are you SINGLE? No matter which way it's asked it still doesn't sound great. It's my least favourite questions I'm asked the most. That and the statement "you'll find it when you least expect it..." sorry was my eye roll to loud... Continue Reading →
Tattoos; the marmite of skin
So tattoos, they're a bit like marmite. some people love them some people hate them. Me, I'm a lover. (And marmite too, love that stuff) Of them on me, of them on others, of them on anything they can fit on. The backstories behind them if they mean something and the ones that people just... Continue Reading →
When non-single people tell you what to do now you’re single…
So the "this is what you should do now you're single" brigade has been out in full force again recently! I know people mean well when they start saying stuff like "you'll find someone one day" or "you've just not met the right person yet" no shit Sherlock because if either of those two things... Continue Reading →
The one about Valentines
Ahhh Valentine's Day....That one day if the year that everyone who has someone "special" in their lives puts it all over Facebook/Twitter/instagram about how lucky they are to have him/her in their lives with all the presents and cards they've received. And all the singles are left sat crying into their brews because they are... Continue Reading →
Just keep swimming
So..... it's Time to Talk day. Which is a day aimed at making people talk about mental health. Because that (along with sex and other things we do everyday) is a thing people don't openly talk about. Even though we should. Funny isn't it how we don't like talking about stuff that we should really... Continue Reading →
The Crazy Dog Lady
How to be a crazy dog lady in 3 simple steps. 1) Get a dog 2) Get a second dog 3) Get above mentioned dogs tattooed on your thigh wearing hats and a monocle with one smoking a cigar Transformation complete!! We were never aloud a dog growing up. My parents always worked full time... Continue Reading →
All grown up, well kinda
I don’t know about you when I was younger I always thought that by the time you got to being 30 you were some how you were grown up, all your shit would be sorted and you knew what you wanted and where you wanted to be. Turns out I was wrong!! Massively wrong. I’ve... Continue Reading →